belligerent-hit and run

feriowind:

pkmndaisuki:

blame this.

Slattern the Cat V Kaiju (To the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

You know Raiju, Onibaba, Scunner, Otachi,
Leatherback, Knifehead, Mutavore, Yamarashi

But do you recall
The most famous Kaiju of all?

Slattern the Cat V Kaiju
Was a pretty bigass guy
And if you ever saw him
You would piss your pants and cry

All of the other Kaiju
Were weaksauce compared to him
He took a nuke to the face
And he came back with a grin

On the foggy ocean floor
Jaegers came to fight
Slattern came up from the Breach
Called his buddies with a screech

The last two pilots dragged him
To the Breach eventually
Slattern the Cat V Kaiju
Sure went down in history! 

HAHAHAHAH AMAZING!!!!

newt singing this omfggggg

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someone uploaded LB’s frist draft dick to e621

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tagged as → #laughs for a 1000 years #ooc
reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens
tagged as → #hell yea #l

Fun Fact: Slattern’s flowers are forget-me-not’s

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Send 3 questions. The character will answer 2. The mun will answer 1.

inboxideas:

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tagged as → #memes and prompts

thebitchqueenofangmar:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

verhexen:

how dare whoever did this

NO FUCK THIS I QUIT

WHO THE FUCK

I AM GOING TO FIND YOU AND I AM GOING TO CRY AGGRESSIVELY IN YOUR FACE

Good times!

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Category one on the streets and five in the sheets."
— Me while talking about Newt using stupid pick up lines on Hermann (via caffeinelogic)

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tagged as → #fssssssssssssssst